Andy Byron Kristin Cabot (Photo via Twitter/X)
Lip readers caught Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’s shocked reaction to getting caught on the kiss cam at Coldplay’s Boston concert.

Byron, married with two kids, likely didn’t plan on showing his work wife off to the crowd while at the event, so he wasn’t all that pleased to see himself on the kiss cam.

And, as lip readers would have it, he had an expletive-filled reaction to the surprising view of his philandering on the jumbotron while Chris Martin addressed his hands-on approach to the corporate outing.

According to said analysts of the labia oris, he appeared to say “F–king hell, it’s me” after realizing he was on display with his hands in the cookie jar.

Lip readers also suggest that the woman in question, head of HR Kristin Cabot, mouthed the words: “This is awkward.”

Andy Byron Must Have Been Extra Annoyed With Chris Martin

Chris Martin (Photo via X)

Chris Martin had a bit to say, too, much to Byron’s annoyance.

“Whoa, look at these two,” he remarked as Byron and Cabot appeared on screen.

Byron, of course, ducked out of sight, while Cabot covered her face and turned around.

“Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy,” he continued, seemingly registering what was happening a tad too slowly.

“Hope we didn’t do something bad,” he said apologetically.

Talk about a cold play.