Meghan Markle, once hailed as a modern royal revolutionist, now finds herself dangling from the edge of Tinseltown with a cringe-worthy Instagram video that was supposed to relaunch her brand — and instead might just bury it.

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The now-infamous video, uploaded last week, showed Meghan dancing awkwardly in designer athleisure, kids giggling in the background, and a possibly intentional glimpse of a baby bump. It was captioned with a lofty message about joy in parenting. But the internet had other ideas.

Critics called it “tone-deaf,” “performative,” and even “corporate retreat cringe.” Longtime fans voiced confusion, asking if Meghan was trying to be Diana, Gwyneth, or a TikTok influencer from 2020. And Hollywood? They’re running for the hills.

Sources inside Netflix — the streaming giant behind Meghan and Harry’s multi-million-dollar content deal — say the backlash from the video was the final straw. Executives, including CEO Greg Peters, are reportedly re-evaluating the Sussex partnership. One insider described Meghan’s upcoming series as “a glossy snoozefest.”

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Other studios are also backing away. Paramount is ghosting her team. Disney has gone radio silent. MTV? Not returning calls. Even Meghan’s PR pivot to position herself as a triple-threat mogul (producer, momfluencer, feminist icon) seems to be falling apart.

And the public? They’re over it. UK citizens, facing rising living costs, saw the video as out-of-touch. Commonwealth audiences labeled it “inauthentic.” American viewers, once enchanted by the Markle sparkle, are now comparing her to Ellen’s decline or Kim K’s infamous “work” speech.

Then there’s the baby bump mystery — is it real, is it clickbait, is it another distraction? Conspiracy theories abound, but they all point back to the same criticism: Meghan’s moves feel strategic, not sincere.

Even Meghan’s closest allies are reportedly concerned. And Harry? Silent, but insiders say he’s conflicted.

With her Hollywood brand cracking, Netflix reevaluating their investment, and fans fading fast, one question looms: Can Meghan Markle survive this PR nightmare? Or is this the royal misstep that finally brings her Montecito empire crashing down?

Stay tuned. This saga is far from over.